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If I unsubscribe from at least 25 emails in one day, I consider it a productive day.

Not always, but often, when unsubscribing, you have the opportunity to provide feedback on why you unsubscribed.

Honestly, why are you unsubscribing?

I wasn’t going to, but I noticed that you really try to hide the “Unsubscribe” link (it’s font size 3, the color matches the background [I’m the predator and the word “Unsubscribe” is Arnold Schwarzenegger covered in mud], and it’s located in an unnecessarily long paragraph that’s written in Latin, because the company stole the email template from the internet and never deleted this section). Therefore, I deem your business as shady.
I don’t know what your company does. The name doesn’t give any clues. It’s like one of those pharmaceutical drug names that’s completely random. I’m too afraid to click on any links in the email, because I’m on my work computer and I need a job.
I don’t really want to, but we were in a meeting and Jim looked over my shoulder and demeaningly said, “Why do you get emails from _____?” I made some excuse about my nephew using my computer and that’s how I probably got subscribed. Everyone’s looking at me, so I feel obligated to unsubscribe. But don’t worry, I’ll resubscribe after lunch.
I ordered one thing from your company 10 years ago. I just finished watching The Notebook, it was late, and I had had a few drinks. Frankly, your email makes me feel guilty. It’s like the Daffy Duck tattoo on my ankle that I got on spring break in 2003 – a constant reminder of my past mistakes.
I receive too many emails from this account…maybe. It’s not like I keep track. But, I was feeling overwhelmed by all the spam and your unsubscribe button was the first one that I clicked on. So, if you are analyzing your unsubscribe data with your unsubscribe data analysts and you’re confused by this response, because you only send out monthly emails, I’m sorry.
It’s not you, it’s me.
I don’t feel like working and if I unsubscribe from at least 25 emails, I’ll feel productive.

For the record, BlogGaud does not have an unsubscribe follow-up survey. If you unsubscribe, I assume it’s because you don’t like me.

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