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Old Orchard Mall doesn’t have a bonus T Rex — but it SHOULD.

My darling Posse! I was at Old Orchard Shopping Mall on the North Shore yesterday, doing some retail therapy… and I was going to tell you allll about it – but everything !!! Every Single Device!!! has turned on me like a serpent and it’s Just Too Much!

Case in point: in order to type this out on my phone I have to sit at this goofy angle at my dining room table and … pray for a decent signal. O! The Humanity!!!

It’s so ridiculous that it’s actually kinda funny – kinda. Luckily (or maybe not) I don’t have a project in- house right now so…

Anyhoo – when things sort themselves out I’ll be back with some decent reviews of what I sniffed! Including Hermes Barenua, which I didn’t even know existed!

I also had a bizarro experience with an eye cream product from a line called Voupre. The ‘experience’ was the insane Canal Street style pricing! From $1500 down to $200!!

Curious (because it’s not typical of a higher end mall like Old Orchard to countenance that type of business) I checked out the product – and then March sent me a link to the New Mexico AG going after a spa for shockingly deceptive pricing…

Even worse?? ( okay, maybe not ‘worse’ – the $$$ scam is… stunning)… if the raft of comments are correct, the stuff they put under your eye?  NOT THE SAME PRODUCT!! as what you’re purchasing!!  That stuff? Apparently Doesn’t Work!!!

Luckily I didn’t purchase.

… but now?  NOW I want to know what product they ‘are’ using!

So it’s The Hunt for Eyebag Tightening!  March thinks it might be StriVectin or Dr Brandt. I’m going to check out both – will report back.

If you have any undereye (or brow) lift suggestions, please let me know in comments!  This stuff SNATCHED me! And I loved it. Took 10 years off my face!  I WANNA!!!

Images via Pexels (hehe I got to choose the images since Mercury has apparently retrograded all over Musette’s technology — March)

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